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I’m sick of being persecuted. You think you’re all funny with your Sigma Male jokes. This is not a joke. Good thing I literally don’t care about what anyone thinks about me. I don’t need y’all. I’m a Lone Wolf and I know who I am. A Sigma Male. You Alpha’s and Beta’s think you’re so cool with your societal hierarchy. Well let me tell you, I’ve never felt more free once I’ve disassociated myself from society. I’m a free thinker that relies on my own moral aptitude instead being a sheep blindly following the opinions of those around me. I’m based, red-pilled even. So next time you think about making your snarky little comments, just remember I’ll be with my three girlfriends, who smoke weed, having a great time.

Don’t let them lie to you Tomato Town was an inside job. 😳 If he just wiped Tomato Town and was heading south bound how did he end up in Pleasant Park streets when it’s directly west of Tomato Town??? 🤔

I pledge allegiance to the grind, I'm up early as hell out to get mine 😤

Joined the server after my power was on for an hour and said “ Hey everyone 🙂 my power may be on for more than 20 minutes this time!” And it immediately shut off HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me after getting frostbite and the snow goes away: 

Dear fellas,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when The snow was here, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

The parole board got me into this halfway house called "The Brewer" and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Cody might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends.

I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm freezing. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a wrench and shut off my electricity and hot water so I’d feel at home. I could turn off all the water while I was at it, sort of like a bonus.

I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being warm all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old Eskimo like me.

P.S: Tell Tanner I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings.

Lonk.

Power on ⚡️Fuck it, power off 🚫

Rolling Blackouts all day long POGGERS